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text[1] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[2] = "Stratified since 1813"
text[3] = "Diverse since 1813"
text[4] = "Founded 1813"
text[5] = "Behind the times since 1813"
text[6] = "Riding the wave of progress since 1813"
text[7] = "Obscure since 1813"
text[8] = "The way to the stars since 1813"
text[9] = "Reinventing the wheel of human experience since 1813"
text[10] = "Eschewing obfuscation since 1813"
text[11] = "Old school since 1813"
text[12] = "Witty since 1813"
text[13] = "Pretentious since 1813"
text[14] = "Fabulous since 1813"
text[15] = "Derivative since 1813"
text[16] = "Locked out since 1813"
text[17] = "Chill like that since 1813"
text[18] = "Rejuvenating spirits since 1813"
text[19] = "An integral derivative since 1813"
text[20] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[21] = "A floor above the rest since 1813"
text[22] = "The eggmen of your walrus since 1813"
text[23] = "The continuing experiment of western civilization since 1813"
text[24] = "The unbearable lightness of being since 1813"
text[25] = "Trendy since 1813"
text[26] = "Apocryphal since 1813"
text[27] = "Crazy like a fox since 1813"
text[28] = "Belligerent since 1813"
text[29] = "Obfuscating since 1813"
text[30] = "Defenestrating since 1813"
text[31] = "Book-smart since 1813"
text[32] = "Disobeying the constitution since 1813"
text[33] = "Raising superfluous motions since 1813"
text[34] = "Dilatory since 1813"
text[35] = "Tolerating the University of Pennsylvania since 1813"
text[36] = "Masonic archons since 1813"
text[37] = "Faustian since 1813"
text[38] = "Intellectual effervescence since 1813"
text[39] = "Accepting refugees into our socialist state since 1813"
text[40] = "Quantum leaps of heresy since 1813"
text[41] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[42] = "Like Napoleon, only without eggs, since 1813"
text[43] = "Intelligent animal behavior since 1813"
text[44] = "Chillin' since 1813"
text[45] = "Prophesying Nostradamus' demise since 1813"
text[46] = "The serf's natural alternative since 1813"
text[47] = "Providing an outlet for free thought and creative expression since 1813"
text[48] = "Sic Itur Ad Astra since 1813"
text[49] = "Cliché since 1813"
text[50] = "Re-defining numbers since 1813"
text[51] = "Searching for Waldo since 1813"
text[52] = "Using AT&T Worldnet to check our stocks since 1813"
text[53] = "Searching for arbitrage since 1813"
text[54] = "Maintaining our complexion since 1813"
text[55] = "Defenestrating sofas since 1813"
text[56] = "Rerouting the internet since 1813"
text[57] = "Dissecting toasters since 1813"
text[58] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[59] = "Full of our fat selves since 1813"
text[60] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[61] = "Consciously pretentious since 1813"
text[62] = "Afraid of lightning since 1813"
text[63] = "Holding our breath for the Big One since 1813"
text[64] = "Throwing stone tools to improve our oratory since 1813"
text[65] = "Alphabetizing the masses since 1813"
text[66] = "Royally empirical since 1813"
text[67] = "Damning Faust since 1813"
text[68] = "The Gioconda grin since 1813"
text[69] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[70] = "Knighting the Sad Countenance since 1813"
text[71] = "Factorizing in vain since 1813"
text[72] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[73] = "Showing maps in the Cabinet Room since 1813"
text[74] = "Colonizing vast tracts of land since 1813"
text[75] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[76] = "Glasnost and Perestroika since 1813"
text[77] = "So fresh and so clean clean, since 1813"
text[78] = "Lost in Swann's Way since 1813"
text[79] = "Two parts of a dog since 1813"
text[80] = "Construyendo la Sagrada Familia desde 1813"
text[81] = "Better than Ezra since 1813"
text[82] = "Pounding Ezra since 1813"
text[83] = "Crimes and Misdemeanors since 1813"
text[84] = "Beating dead horses since 1813"
text[85] = "Looking for Mr. Goodbar since 1813"
text[86] = "Minding the body politic since 1813"
text[87] = "Putting Descartes before the horse since 1813"
text[88] = "Capitalizing on our poverty since 1813"
text[89] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[90] = "On trial for Metamorphosis since 1813"
text[91] = "The Bad Seed since 1813"
text[92] = "Ordered by Robert to rule since 1813"
text[93] = "Knowing our cuts of meat since 1813"
text[94] = "Feelin' young, with songs to be sung since 1813"
text[95] = "Cerebrally Pedantic since 1813"
text[96] = "It's been a hard day's night since 1813"
text[97] = "8 days a week is not enough since 1813"
text[98] = "The fossil record, reversed since 1813"
text[99] = "Evolved to abstraction since 1813"
text[100] = "A humble monastic order since 1813"
text[101] = "La Joie de Vivre depuis 1813"
text[102] = "Professional swindlery since 1813"
text[103] = "Elliptical circumlocution since 1813"
text[104] = "Moderately radical since 1813"
text[105] = "Burning in Effigy since 1813"
text[106] = "Stuck in a well since 1813"
text[107] = "Waiting for the Messiah since 1813"
text[108] = "Grinding rose-colored lenses since 1813"
text[109] = "On the verge of a nervous breakdown since 1813"
text[110] = "Divergent Evolution since 1813"
text[111] = "The discrete charm of the bourgeoisie since 1813"
text[112] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[113] = "Introspeculation since 1813"
text[114] = "On our high horse since 1813"
text[115] = "Practicing theory since 1813"
text[116] = "Hoping for Hegelian fulfillment since 1813"
text[117] = "High malpractice insurance since 1813"
text[118] = "Grinding axes since 1813"
text[119] = "Immunizing against ignorance since 1813"
text[120] = "Fighting in the War Room since 1813"
text[121] = "Novel uses of vestigial organs since 1813"
text[122] = "Symptoms of Franklin's gout since 1813"
text[123] = "Divining Dr. Faustus and Damning Faust since 1813"
text[124] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[125] = "Schuylkill skullduggery since 1813"
text[126] = "Tibetan monk chants and piano leg holes in the Art Gallery since 1813"
text[127] = "Angering roommates of 'Jolly Good Philos' since 1813"
text[128] = "Arranging payment plans with shady Red Russians since 1813"
text[129] = "Remembrance of Things Past since 1813"
text[130] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[131] = "Strictly platonic White Doggery since 1813"
text[132] = "Upsetting the orders of the day since 1813"
text[133] = "The only way to heaven since 1813"
text[134] = "The stairway to heaven since 1813"
text[135] = "Framed in innocence since 1813"
text[136] = "Ulterior motives at the Palladium since 1813"
text[137] = "Curiosity killed the cat 9 times since 1813"
text[138] = "Rosetta Stone Cold Steve Austin Powers; yeah baby! (Since 1813)"
text[139] = "Quatre-cents coups pour le petit écolier depuis 1813"
text[140] = "Backing the Swiss Imperial Navy with parliamentary resolve since 1813"
text[141] = "Searching for Iceland in the Eastern Hemisphere since 1813"
text[142] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[143] = "Arms and Letters, the ideals of a liberal education, since 1813"
text[144] = "The pen is feistier than the sword since 1813"
text[145] = "Italics emboldened, Greek symbols galore, Old Spain we admire, French grammar deplore (since 1813)"
text[146] = "'Smile, you're almost there,' since 1813"
text[147] = "Spending midnight in the garden of good and evil since 1813"
text[148] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[149] = "Avant-garde post-modernist romantic utilitarianism, on our utopian communesince 1813"
text[150] = "The Original Celebrated Curiously Strong mint for the Penn masses, since 1813"
text[151] = "Self-perpetuating through our Fortune 500 missionary network since 1813"
text[152] = "Bottling intellectual honesty since 1813"
text[153] = "Cracking the mental nut since 1813"
text[154] = "Slipping on relativistic ice since 1813"
text[155] = "Passing the dutchie since 1813"
text[156] = "Deriding Derrida since 1813"
text[157] = "Wailing with Bob Marley since 1813"
text[158] = "Carnival! since 1813"
text[159] = "Nuthin' but luv since 1813"
text[160] = "Hoity-toity since 1813"
text[161] = "The divine and often dignified Ruling Class since 1813"
text[162] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[163] = "Court intrigues, murders in the parlor, and Bolshevik butlers since 1813"
text[164] = "What Jesus Would Do since 1813"
text[165] = "All That Jazz since 1813"
text[166] = "A Vanity Fair worthy of an Animal Farm since 1813"
text[167] = "Tricking the master of lunacy into certifying our sanity since 1813"
text[168] = "Patrician hierarchy-idolizing, lightly offensive meritocracy, angling to have every aphorism nominalized since 1813"
text[169] = "Beginning the beguine since 1813"
text[170] = "A good old good one since 1813"
text[171] = "Freemasonry with verbal bricks since 1813"
text[172] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[173] = "People say we're in love (with learning) since 1813"
text[174] = "Diligently nailing the 95 theses since 1813"
text[175] = "In a sentimental mood since 1813"
text[176] = "We've got rhythm since 1813"
text[177] = "Chasing shadows on the sunny side of the street since 1813"
text[178] = "The Feeling of jazz since 1813"
text[179] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[180] = "Scrapple from the apple since 1813"
text[181] = "Americans, foreigners, and resident aliens since 1813"
text[182] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[183] = "Affirmative action for the intellectual since 1813"
text[184] = "The miracles of Kurt Angle's broken neck since 1813"
text[185] = "Bathing in the Ganges since 1813"
text[186] = "Providing an outlet for free thought and creative expression since 1813"
text[187] = "Perdido en la Cueva de Montesinos hasta 1813"
text[188] = "The Translucent Hand, screaming Love, Love, Love! (since 1813)"
text[189] = "The Invisible Hand since 1813"
text[190] = "Making unrefusable offers since 1813"
text[191] = "La Cosa Nostra since 1813"
text[192] = "Encouraging the incorrigible since 1813"
text[193] = "Imagining Goya's 'Horrors of Peace with the French' since 1813"
text[194] = "Wasting our precious time writing slogans since 1813"
text[195] = "Sense, nonsense, anti-sense, and everything in between, since 1813"
text[196] = "Solidarity missions to maritime countries with warm climates since 1813"
text[197] = "Providing an outlet for free thought and creative expression since 1813"
text[198] = "Breaking the Sabbath for no good reason since 1813"
text[199] = "'Waking up to Public Radio is never easy to do,' since 1813"
text[200] = "Dreaming a little dream of you since 1813"
text[201] = "Literary circles in the sand since 1813"
text[202] = "Excommunicated for divorce from perpetual reality since 1813"
text[203] = "Where Marx and Jesus come together, since 1813"
text[204] = "All of 40 days in the White House, since 1813"
text[205] = "Fantastico since 1813"
text[206] = "Stealing countries with the cunning use of flags since 1813"
text[207] = "Dodgy in the heart since 1813"
text[208] = "Raising hell with our brains since 1813"
text[209] = "In da club since 1813"
text[210] = "Hating Emerson's quotations since 1813"
text[211] = "Chill like that since 1813"
text[212] = "The difference between a pigeon since 1813"


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