From Philomathean Society

• Philo: Raising hell with our brains since 1813.
• Philo: Stratified since 1813.
• Philo: Diverse since 1813.
• Philo: Founded 1813.
• Philo: Behind the times since 1813.
• Philo: Riding the wave of progress since 1813.
• Philo: Obscure since 1813.
• Philo: The way to the stars since 1813.
• Philo: Reinventing the wheel of human experience since 1813.
• Philo: Eschewing obfuscation since 1813.
• Philo: Old school since 1813.
• Philo: Witty since 1813.
• Philo: Pretentious since 1813.
• Philo: Fabulous since 1813.
• Philo: Derivative since 1813.
• Philo: Locked out since 1813.
• Philo: Chill like that since 1813.
• Philo: Rejuvenating spirits since 1813.
• Philo: An integral derivative since 1813.
• Philo: Putting the fabulous in the ghetto since 1813.
• Philo: A floor above the rest since 1813.
• Philo: The eggmen of your walrus since 1813.
• Philo: The continuing experiment of western civilization since 1813.
• Philo: The unbearable lightness of being since 1813.
• Philo: Trendy since 1813.
• Philo: Apocryphal since 1813.
• Philo: Crazy like a fox since 1813.
• Philo: Belligerent since 1813.
• Philo: Obfuscating since 1813.
• Philo: Defenestrating since 1813.
• Philo: Book-smart since 1813.
• Philo: Disobeying the constitution since 1813.
• Philo: Raising superfluous motions since 1813.
• Philo: Dilatory since 1813.
• Philo: Tolerating the University of Pennsylvania since 1813.
• Philo: Masonic archons since 1813.
• Philo: Faustian since 1813.
• Philo: Intellectual effervescence since 1813.
• Philo: Accepting refugees into our socialist state since 1813.
• Philo: Quantum leaps of heresy since 1813.
• Philo: Analyzing /this/ since 1813.
• Philo: Like Napoleon, only without eggs, since 1813.
• Philo: Intelligent animal behavior since 1813.
• Philo: Chillin' since 1813.
• Philo: Prophesying Nostradamus' demise since 1813.
• Philo: The serf's natural alternative since 1813.
• Philo: Providing an outlet for free thought and creative expression since 1813.
• Philo: Sic Itur Ad Astra since 1813.
• Philo: ClichΘ since 1813.
• Philo: Re-defining numbers since 1813.
• Philo: Searching for Waldo since 1813.
• Philo: Using AT&T Worldnet to check our stocks since 1813.
• Philo: Searching for arbitrage since 1813.
• Philo: Maintaining our complexion since 1813.
• Philo: Defenestrating sofas since 1813.
• Philo: Rerouting the internet since 1813.
• Philo: Dissecting toasters since 1813.
• Philo: Raising hell with our brains since 1813.
• Philo: Full of our fat selves since 1813.
• Philo: Raising hell with our brains since 1813.
• Philo: Consciously pretentious since 1813.
• Philo: Afraid of lightning since 1813.
• Philo: Holding our breath for the Big One since 1813.
• Philo: Throwing stone tools to improve our oratory since 1813.
• Philo: Alphabetizing the masses since 1813.
• Philo: Royally empirical since 1813.
• Philo: Damning Faust since 1813.
• Philo: The Gioconda grin since 1813.
• Philo: Galley Slavin' it since 1813.
• Philo: Knighting the Sad Countenance since 1813.
• Philo: Factorizing in vain since 1813.
• Philo: A Yiddish Folktale since 1813.
• Philo: Showing maps in the Cabinet Room since 1813.
• Philo: Colonizing vast tracts of land since 1813.
• Philo: Making Jews of Greek poets since 1813.
• Philo: Glasnost and Perestroika since 1813.
• Philo: So fresh and so clean clean, since 1813.
• Philo: Lost in Swann's Way since 1813.
• Philo: Two parts of a dog since 1813.
• Philo: Construyendo la Sagrada Familia desde 1813.
• Philo: Better than Ezra since 1813.
• Philo: Pounding Ezra since 1813.
• Philo: Crimes and Misdemeanors since 1813.
• Philo: Beating dead horses since 1813.
• Philo: Looking for Mr. Goodbar since 1813.
• Philo: Minding the body politic since 1813.
• Philo: Putting Descartes before the horse since 1813.
• Philo: Capitalizing on our poverty since 1813.
• Philo: Silence of the Mongolian Lambs since 1813.
• Philo: On trial for Metamorphosis since 1813.
• Philo: The Bad Seed since 1813.
• Philo: Ordered by Robert to rule since 1813.
• Philo: Knowing our cuts of meat since 1813.
• Philo: FeelinÆ young, with songs to be sung since 1813.
• Philo: Cerebrally Pedantic since 1813.
• Philo: ItÆs been a hard dayÆs night since 1813.
• Philo: 8 days a week is not enough since 1813.
• Philo: The fossil record, reversed since 1813.
• Philo: Evolved to abstraction since 1813.
• Philo: A humble monastic order since 1813.
• Philo: La Joie de Vivre depuis de 1813.
• Philo: Professional swindlery since 1813.
• Philo: Elliptical circumlocution since 1813.
• Philo: Moderately radical since 1813.
• Philo: Burning in Effigy since 1813.
• Philo: Stuck in a well since 1813.
• Philo: Waiting for the Messiah since 1813.
• Philo: Grinding rose-colored lenses since 1813.
• Philo: On the verge of a nervous breakdown since 1813.
• Philo: Divergent Evolution since 1813.
• Philo: The discrete charm of the bourgeoisie since 1813.
• Philo: Ritual dances and tribal healing since 1813.
• Philo: Introspeculation since 1813.
• Philo: On our high horse since 1813.
• Philo: Practicing theory since 1813.
• Philo: Hoping for Hegelian fulfillment since 1813.
• Philo: High malpractice insurance since 1813.
• Philo: Grinding axes since 1813.
• Philo: Immunizing against ignorance since 1813.
• Philo: Fighting in the War Room since 1813.
• Philo: Novel uses of vestigial organs since 1813.
• Philo: Symptoms of Franklin's gout since 1813.
• Philo: Divining Dr. Faustus and Damning Faust since 1813.
• Philo: Enlightened bigotry since 1813.
• Philo: Schuylkill skullduggery since 1813.
• Philo: Tibetan monk chants and piano leg holes in the Art Gallery since 1813.
• Philo: Angering roommates of 'Jolly Good *Philos' since 1813.
• Philo: Arranging payment plans with shady Red Russians since 1813.
• Philo: Remembrance of Things Past since 1813.
• Philo: Espousing the native Polynesian dress code since 1813.
• Philo: Strictly platonic White Doggery since 1813.
• Philo: Upsetting the orders of the day since 1813.
• Philo: The only way to heaven since 1813.
• Philo: The stairway to heaven since 1813.
• Philo: Framed in innocence since 1813.
• Philo: Ulterior motives at the Palladium since 1813.
• Philo: Curiosity killed the cat, but it had 9 lives, since 1813.
• Philo: Rosetta Stone Cold Steve Austin Powers; yeah baby! (Since 1813).
• Philo: Quatre-cents coups pour Le Petit Ecolier depuis de 1813.
• Philo: Backing the Swiss Imperial Navy with parliamentary resolve since 1813.
• Philo: Searching for Iceland in the Eastern Hemisphere since 1813.
• Philo: Buying our gas from El Cheapo since 1813.
• Philo: Arms and Letters, the ideals of a liberal education, since 1813.
• Philo: The pen is feistier than the sword since 1813.
• Philo: Italics emboldened, Greek symbols galore, Old Spain we admire, French grammar deplore (since 1813).
• Philo: 'Smile, you're almost there,' since 1813.
• Philo: Spending midnight in the garden of good and evil since 1813.
• Philo: The Youths of Zion, conspiring against the Czar since 1813.
• Philo: Avant-garde post-modernist romantic utilitarianism, on our utopian communesince 1813.
• Philo: The Original Celebrated Curiously Strong mint for the Penn masses, since 1813.
• Philo: Self-perpetuating through our Fortune 500 missionary network since 1813.
• Philo: Bottling intellectual honesty since 1813.
• Philo: Cracking the mental nut since 1813.
• Philo: Slipping on relativistic ice since 1813.
• Philo: Passing the dutchie since 1813.
• Philo: Deriding Derrida since 1813.
• Philo: Wailing with Bob Marley since 1813.
• Philo: Carnival! since 1813.
• Philo: Nuthin' but luv since 1813.
• Philo: Hoity-toity since 1813.
• Philo: The divine and often dignified Ruling Class since 1813.
• Philo: Unimpeded from insanity by the Electric Christ since 1813.
• Philo: Court intrigues, murders in the parlor, and Bolshevik butlers since 1813.
• Philo: What Jesus Would Do since 1813.
• Philo: All That Jazz since 1813.
• Philo: A Vanity Fair worthy of an Animal Farm since 1813.
• Philo: Tricking the master of lunacy into certifying our sanity since 1813.
• Philo: Patrician hierarchy-idolizing, lightly offensive meritocracy, angling to have every aphorism nominalized since 1813.
• Philo: Beginning the beguine since 1813.
• Philo: A good old good one since 1813.
• Philo: Freemasonry with verbal bricks since 1813.
• Philo: A Judo-Masonic conspiracy since 1813.
• Philo: People say we're in love (with learning) since 1813.
• Philo: Diligently nailing the 95 theses since 1813.
• Philo: In a sentimental mood since 1813.
• Philo: We've got rhythm since 1813.
• Philo: Chasing shadows on the sunny side of the street since 1813.
• Philo: The Feeling of jazz since 1813.
• Philo: The Hinjew's inability to satisfy his mother no matter the number of reincarnations, since 1813.
• Philo: Scrapple from the apple since 1813.
• Philo: Americans, foreigners, and resident aliens since 1813.
• Philo: Irreverent ethnic stereotyping by citizens of the world since 1813.
• Philo: Affirmative action for the intellectual since 1813.
• Philo: The miracles of Kurt Angle's broken neck since 1813.
• Philo: Bathing in the Ganges since 1813.
• Philo: Making the annual hajj from Santiago de la Compostela to Jerusalem since 1813.
• Philo: Perdido en la Cueva de Montesinos hasta 1813.
• Philo: The Translucent Hand, screaming Love, Love, Love! (since 1813).
• Philo: The Invisible Hand since 1813.
• Philo: Making unrefusable offers since 1813.
• Philo: La Cosa Nostra since 1813.
• Philo: Encouraging the incorrigible since 1813.
• Philo: Imagining GoyaÆs 'Horrors of Peace with the French' since 1813.
• Philo: Wasting our precious time writing slogans since 1813.
• Philo: Sense, nonsense, anti-sense, and everything in between, since 1813.
• Philo: Solidarity missions to maritime countries with warm climates since 1813.
• Philo: Savoring the folly of youth, because the oldest and the wisest have little respect in this world, since 1813.
• Philo: Breaking the Sabbath for no good reason since 1813.
• Philo: 'Waking up to Public Radio is never easy to do,' since 1813.
• Philo: Dreaming a little dream of you since 1813.
• Philo: Literary circles in the sand since 1813.
• Philo: Excommunicated for divorce from perpetual reality from since 1813.
• Philo: Where Marx and Jesus come together, since 1813.
• Philo: All of 40 Days in the White House, since 1813.